Why the hate on Iowa?? They play the teams scheduled. Defense is very solid. At least 4-5 nfl players on it. Oh yeah, btw, name a better school in big ten who recruit 2-3 star hs players but send how many to nfl?? Jealously!! Great to be a Hawkeyes!!
ANSWER: It’s important to note that some 14-year olds lash out after “the talk.” Totally normal.
Anonymous asked:
Help! How do we tell the kids that former University of Texas Offensive Coordinator Greg Davis is at the helm of the 7-0 offensive (all senses of the word) Iowa juggernaut !?!? Screen passing induced nightmares are real.
ANSWER: Your best bet is to utilize Google’s great “Safe Search” feature on all of your children’s devices to prevent them from learning about Greg Davis.
Anonymous asked:
I didn't talk to my kids about Iowa and you know what they say "If you don't talk to your kids about Iowa, someone else will." But I'm worried that Iowa was just a gateway team. I found a ticket to a Temple game in the pocket of their jeans! What can I do?!!
ANSWER: Kids were made to push limits. While there may be some merit to Iowa football leading to more “designer” teams like Temple, do your best to keep things in perspective. At least they’re not rooting for UCF. Or listening to Nickelback.
Anonymous asked:
How do I talk to my kids about an undefeated Iowa when they just keep talking 'bout the Noles?
ANSWER: Many have written in that young children who talk about the Noles end up walking a more delinquent path. There is absolutely no science to back this up, though we’ve heard they are more likely to own exotic pets later in life.
The dreaded “talk” does not have to be uncomfortable. Tell your kids that you know they might have questions, but that you support Iowa’s plight and think it is a good thing. Also, don’t let them believe any of those end-of-the-world rumors they’re hearing at school. Kids tried that fad during the Charlie Weis era at Kansas and we all ended up just fine.
Voicemail: The easiest way to talk to your kids is often the most simple and straightforward.
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My daughter is in that awkward, early-teen stage and has just started dating. Her 15-year old boyfriend is her first and he roots for Iowa. He has a shirt and everything. She's worried - what if the Hawkeyes go undefeated? Will their relationship change? I don't know how to address it with her.
Falling into the dreaded “Ferentz Zone” is something that all single people must face at some point in their lives. Regardless of how Iowa’s season turns out, it’s important for her to realize that her first boyfriend is not likely to be her last. As a parent, your job is to make sure your daughter knows that she can talk to you about anything. Oh, and don’t let her date Ohio State fans. Like, ever.
Anonymous asked:
Why does Grandma keep singing about heaven and beer? Should I be scared?
Answer: Your grandmother is very clearly suffering from Wisconsin fandom. If she’s singing, that’s a good indication that she has yet to contract Joel Stave’s yips. While there’s no reason to be scared, we’d suggest converting her to Iowa football as soon as possible. Older fans have reported that cheering on the Hawkeyes has lowered cholesterol, improved cognitive functions, and boosted eyesight. Because, obviously.
Iowa is undefeated, and your kids are asking questions. They’re confused and concerned. The truth is that you might be, too, which makes talking to them very uncomfortable.
We understand! Though it is important, as a parent, to present a confident and united front, you are only human. We are here to help. Below are some questions and helpful tips from other families in the Midwest who have already talked to their children about the prospect of a 12-0 Iowa Hawkeyes team:
Whose fault is this?
An undefeated Iowa is nobody’s “fault,” but rather a great example of how dedication and teamwork can make an impact on the world. This is a good thing!
TRANSLATION TIP: When people work together, wonderful things can happen!
Why is this happening?
We can’t fully explain why Iowa is undefeated. Statistically speaking, Iowa is unbeaten because it has played good, honest defense and has had a solid rushing attack, all under the tutelage of a veteran coach. Nobody saw this coming, although scientists are looking into whether unusually successful Iowa football seasons correlate with El Niño’s seven-year cycle.
TRANSLATION TIP: As a parent, it is important to convey that unexplained things happen all the time, and we are still able to go about our lives without fear!
Has Iowa been undefeated before?
Four times (1899, 1900, 1921, 1922).
TRANSLATION TIP: In all four of these years, wonderful things happened in world history, such as the invention of the rubber heel or the first use of insulin to treat diabetes. An undefeated Iowa is NOT a bad thing!
Is Iowa Going To Be Undefeated All Year?
According to the ESPN Power Index, the odds of Iowa winning its remaining five games is just 7.6-percent. We believe ESPN is in denial and in the pocket of Mickey Mouse, who, rightfully, has an aversion to all birds of prey.
In reality, Iowa is likely to go undefeated. It’s best to be prepared.
TRANSLATION TIP: East Coast parents can compare an undefeated Iowa to a long, cold winter during which little boys and girls should always be prepared to help shovel snow, stay home from school, or go sledding!
Do I need to be afraid of this undefeated Iowa team?
No! You are in no danger of being harmed unless you have ever said anything mean to Austin Blythe. This is only a very small fraction of the American population.
TRANSLATION TIP: Reassure your children that, even if they accidentally say something mean to Austin Blythe, they can take medicine that will make them better!
